Last night after teaching the kids and sending everyone home early because they were making us crazy, I drove to Walmart to get a few things to eat. Here is the list (I know you've been waiting for one of these for quite some time):

1 M&Ms: 98 cents
1 plain Chèvre (I think this is goat cheese. I'm assuming goats don't get injected with hormones): $4.98
1 laughing cow creamy swiss light wedges (this is a replacement for cream cheese on my bagel. unfortunately not organic. learned it from my psychologist sister in law : ): $2.50
another one: $2.50
1 100 count Stevia: $4.98
another one: $4.98
1 Natural Valley 10 pack of peanut butter chocolate bars: $5.68
1 Quaker Oats maple brown sugar oatmeal (for mom): $2.88
1 Quaker Oats apple and cinnamon oatmeal (for mom): $2.50
1 Schwebel's honey wheat bagels: $2.08
1 organic butter (let's give it a try): $5.98
1 Pepperidge Farm raisin swirl bread (for my french toast): $2.98 (minus a 50 cent coupon)
1 Progresso vegetable soup: $1.48 (minus a 35 cent coupon)
another one: $1.48 (minus a 25 cent coupon)
1 Honey Bunches of Oats (mom's favorite): $2.98
1 Peanut Butter (gonna have a little bit again now and then): $3.98
1 Pepper Jack cheese (dad can't live without this): $2.38
1 Fiber One lemon bars: $2.98
1 triple flavor of something: $4.48
1 apple juice: $2.18
1 3 liter of Deer Park water: $1.00
1 2 liter Canada Dry ginger ale: $1.00
1 Hillshire Farms ultra think turkey: $3.48
1 Vlasic pickles: $2.32
1 iceberg lettuce: $1.68
1 cauliflower: $3.28
3 bell peppers at 78 cents each: $2.34
five tomatoes at $2.38/lb: $4.71
1 EB 18pk eggs: $3.98 minus a 35 cent coupon
1 Ruffles chips: $2.98
1 12 count blank cards: $1.88
1 stationary (I think these are XMAS gift labels): 97 cents
1 Gift ENCL (or maybe these are the gift labels): $1.97
1 multicolored tissue paper: $3.97
1 small gift bag: 33 cents
another one: 33 cents
another one: 33 cents
1 'Merry Christmas' red gift bag: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents
another one: 97 cents

subtotal: $107.82
tax: $1.12

total: $108.94

bloody ridiculous..