Here's my fuck you list:

Fuck this shit.

Fuck people who wake up at 5 am and think they're so responsible and hard working.

Fuck professional clothing.

Fuck American currency.

Fuck deadlines.

Fuck terrorism.

Fuck Dell.

Fuck chairs.

Fuck fat.

Fuck schedules based on time.

Fuck men who want to have sex. Fuck men who don't want to have sex.

Fuck racists.

Fuck this shit.