I would like to take this opportunity to ask the following very important question. A question that has plagued me for many years, a topic which has caused me lots of anxiety and annoyance and frustration. The question is: why do stupid Indian guys show up to my events?!?!

You know these type of guys. They see a cute girl and get really titillated and then have to go into their cars and masturbate. They might be successful and they're nice but weird at first. They're willing to give you their spaces rent free the first couple times (and now I realize they expect something, although I don't know exactly what it is) in return. I've never taken space for free and never will duh. They'll show up at your dance events and expect to see you dance right away and that's when my sensors go on (this guy literally said while my friend was performing 'hey when is this gonna be over. I just wanna see you perform and then leave'. Alert! Alert! Alert! Gross Indian guy alert! I responded with 'well you could just leave now.' And then they left. Phew. Please get out gross Indian guys. We don't want you in our programs. I'm nice but I ain't that nice. Please don't come to my events and please don't friend me on facebook!!

Sigh....